the force is strong with this one
1. I want to have a bar. I want to have a bar so I can organize a losers’ night and we will play the most depressing songs ever and it will be the most fun we will ever have.
2. Sadness hovers around me like a filthy halo on a dog turd.
3. Like a trail of vomit, the misery he has left to the people he once loved stunk big time.
4. Okay so I fell in love. He was cute. What can I do? I’m shallow like that.
5. The force is strong with this one. Hm can I ask Tatay Nero to tattoo that on my ass?
6. I put on a facial mask earlier and my dog, Max the Lab, was like "Dafuq!"
7. So... bug chasers huh?
8. I, um, googled you.
9. Could someone please do a study about the lesbian themes on Barbie's earlier songs? Pretty, pretty please?
10. On a slow Sunday afternoon while helping a friend pick a dress. Yes, it is a fucking selfie.